Saturday, July 4, 2009

Kambakkht Ishq


Kambakkht Ishq

Cast:
Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani, Amrita Arora,
Vindu Dara Singh, Javed Jaffrey, Kirron Kher, Boman Irani,
Ashwin Mushran, Rajesh Khera, Sylvester Stallone,
Brandon Routh, Denise Richards

Producer :
Sajid Nadiadwala

Executive Producer / Co-Producer :
Sunil Lulla

Director :
Sabbir Khan

Singers :
Rdb, Neeraj Shridhar, Alisha Chinoy, K K, Sunidhi Chauhan,
Shaan, Shreya Ghosal, Eric Pillai, Anushka Manchandani,Karsh Kale

Lyricist :
Rdb, Anvita Dutt Guptan,Sabbir Khan

Music Director:
Rdb, Anu Malik, Sulaiman Merchant, Salim Merchant

Cinematography:
Vikas Shivraman

Choreography:
Vaibhavi Merchant

Action :
Spiro Razatos

Art:
Acropolis

Screenplay :
Kiran Kotrial, Anvita Dutt Guptan, Ishita Mohitra, Sabbir Khan

Dialogue :
Anvita Dutt Guptan

Costume
: Shabina Khan, Aki Narula

Publicity Designs :
Rahul Nanda, Himanshu Nanda, HR Enterprises

Story / Writer :
Anvita Dutt Guptan, Ishita Mohitra, Sabbir Khan


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Review

1. CNN-IBN by Rajeev Masand /

How much you enjoy Kambakkht Ishq is directly proportionate to just how low your standards have fallen. This battle-of-the-sexes saga starring Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor is a loud, vulgar and seriously offensive film that has reportedly been made at a price of Rs 60 crore. In that much money, you could feed an entire starving nation. And you'd be blessed for it.

I'm not saying the makers of Kambakkht Ishq have no business spending so much money. I'm just saying, if you must spend Rs 60 crore, the least you can do is give us a good film.

Akshay Kumar plays Viraj Shergill, a Hollywood stuntman who beds a new broad every day but loves his bachelor lifestyle too much to settle for anything permanent. He meets his match in Kareena Kapoor who plays Simrita Rai, a medical student-cum-part-time model who hates the very sight of men, convinced they're only interested in women for sex. The two of them clash when their respective best friends decide to tie the knot, but things take an unexpected turn when - believe it or not - Simrita accidently loses her musical watch inside Viraj's body while performing a surgery on him. Mortified that she could be sued for her negligence, she must find a way to get him back on the operation table so she can retrieve the watch. He, on the other hand, can't seem to figure out why his ears keep ringing with a musical chant....read full review

2. Indian Express by Shubhra Gupta

‘Kambakkht Ishq’ aims at those who think from the groin, and hits the target unerringly: the hero and heroine of this heavily-publicised enterprise are eloquence personified--- he is a dog, she is a bitch. And like best of the breed, they circle, ears pricked, tails raised, throats growling, noses sniffing, all ends up, down, and the middle.

For the record, he’s Viraj Sheirgill (Akshay), ace stuntman in Hollywood, who believes women are good for only “two things”.

She is Simrita Rai ( Kareena), an ultra-swish model, who is convinced men want only one thing. Uh oh, actually, no, she is a surgeon, who bares her pretties only to pay her way through med school. And the film is basically to do with two of them jousting to add up the numbers: will Akshay-the-sexist-so-and-so’s two match up to all-men-are-hateful Kareena’s one? ... read full review


3 .Buzz18 by Anand Vaishanav

Sometime back in 2007 it seemed all studio bosses set themselves a singular goal – Get Akshay Kumar on board. Pay him the moon and block a few months of his life in the form of bulk dates. Did anyone say script? Well, who cares! After all they have the biggest star in town. A good-looking heroine, foreign locales, slick music videos and few SMS gags would take care the rest.

Kambakkht Ishq is just about everything you expect in an Akshay Kumar film. So there is no point complaining about the lack of logic, silly situations and sexist humour. Akshay never promised to surprise you. But what one expects from Kambakkht Ishq is non-stop fun. Damn the sensibilities, as long as the jokes crack you up. Sadly Kambakhht Ishq runs out of steam in the humour department.

With the peppy promos playing on air for over three months, by now everyone is pretty aware about the plot. The battle of sexes in the first half is fast paced and genuinely funny in parts. And many of the sometimes-corny, one-liners work solely due to Akshay and Kareena's timing. Trouble starts in the last hour when the director subjects us to emotional atyachar. The movie revisits every done to death cliché of a love story to finally bring the couple together. A movie that's so irreverent about commitment takes an almost forced about turn. And you can easily predict how the climax would unfold nearly half-an-hour in advance....read full review

4. IndiaTimes by Gaurav Malani

Filmmaking standards in Bollywood seem to have gone really high. Producers now opt for Sylvester Stallone over Sunny Deol for that mandatory special appearance in the climax as the messiah who saves the heroine from hoodlums. The shady second female fiddle who the heroine keeps abusing through the film has upgraded from Rakhi Sawant to Denise Richards. If that indirect insult to Hollywood still seems indicative, there is much more hardcore swearing in store.

The heroine and hero refer to each other as ‘dog’ and ‘bitch’ throughout. She adds that men have no IQ. Director Sabbir Khan either believes the same for his audience or is the species of men that the heroine is referring to. That’s because he treats the film with such childish cheekiness that you are amazed by the audacity with which the film offends the idea of entertainment.

Viraj (Akshay Kumar), an Indian stuntman working in Hollywood, is a compulsive womanizer who goes flirting around with every other woman in the town. Hey Baby, doesn’t that Akki sound familiar? For one good hour he goes on flirting outrageously with Simrita (Kareena Kapoor), a supermodel who is more of a mannequin with a disgusted face. The battle of sexes works adversely on your reflexes amidst jarring songs, commotional cake-fights, loud performances and toilet humour.

Miss Supermodel doubles up as a surgeon who, in an operation, leaves a timepiece inside stuntman’s stomach. With a story straight out of sensational tabloids, you helplessly watch the film ticking towards imminent disaster....read full review

5. ApunKaChoice By Naresh Kumar Deoshi

Not another dumb comedy from a man whose mere gummy grin and goofiness can leave you crackling with laughter! Akshay the repetitive Kumar, the winning stallion on whom Bollywood producers with bulgy wallets love to bet, is failed yet again by a raggedy script stitched with juvenile humour, sleazy dialogues and painfully kitschy melodrama.

The movie could be a litmus test for your LQ (laughter quotient). Sample this – the hero is detained at an airport for suspected possession of drugs. He’s taken to an interrogation room where an oversized black female smacks him face down on the table, pulls his pants down, puts on a glove on her hand, and looks for ‘hidden drugs’ in the hole that’s not hard to guess. Find that funny? Here’s more! Akshay’s sidekick Vindoo Dara Singh gulps down a protein shake mixed with Viagra and, his hormones stirred, begins to see the females at a wedding party in bras and bikinis. Not that funny? Check this out. The wedding party turns into a bash fest, with the guests punching, kicking (sometimes at objectionable places) each other and even farting. Cakes fly and land on the faces of the bride and the groom’s bro.
if you have stomach for this kind of humour, a visit to the theatre playing Kambakkht Ishq might leave you with an upset tummy, definitely not because of laughter. ...read full review

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